Event: Bay to Breakers 2013

Bay to Breakers is an institution. A drunken, debaucherous fixture on the San Francisco calendar. Technically it’s a 12k footrace from downtown to Ocean Beach, but the serious, registered runners usually finish by around 9:00 a.m. while the other 39,990 “athletes” spend the next few hours strolling along the route in gorilla suits.

I went as a geisha…ninja…thing.

And Lannette and Marion were aples and ba-nay-nays.

Definitely a fellow redditor.

I wasn’t kidding.

Next year, my goals are (1) a much better, maybe two-person costume and (2) not giving up after half a mile. But the grass in Golden Gate Park is so comfy!